What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How can you maintain self-control?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the most comfortable heel height for women's dress shoes and what are the differences between wearing high heels and lower heels?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

When do you start "growing old"?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?